That beast is a walking insult to everything I know. A demon who clumsily trounces around in his flesh like he's still a toddler, who wields fire like it's a fist. He had the audacity to invite me out for a blood-raising duel to the death in the Cube and what does he do? He instead changes his invite, and asks me out for TEA!
[Did he just use caps? He totally did.]
I WAS FORCED TO ENDURE HIS PETTY ATTEMPTS AT PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE, WHERE HE TRIED TO MAKE ME BELIEVE WE WERE FRIENDS! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? ME, FRIENDS WITH A LOATHSOME DEMON LIKE HIM?
I WAS SO DISGUSTED BY HIS CHARADE I FELT LIKE VOMITTING, AND I WISH I HAD! RIGHT ONTO HIS ASANINE CURLY WHITE FUR!
[Eridanus may or may not have slapped the caps-lock button and didn't know how to turn it off. Or he was just angry. Maybe both.
<archmage>
AM.
That beast is a walking insult to everything I know. A demon who clumsily trounces around in his flesh like he's still a toddler, who wields fire like it's a fist.
He had the audacity to invite me out for a blood-raising duel to the death in the Cube and what does he do?
He instead changes his invite, and asks me out for TEA!
[Did he just use caps? He totally did.]
I WAS FORCED TO ENDURE HIS PETTY ATTEMPTS AT PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE, WHERE HE TRIED TO MAKE ME BELIEVE WE WERE FRIENDS! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? ME, FRIENDS WITH A LOATHSOME DEMON LIKE HIM?
I WAS SO DISGUSTED BY HIS CHARADE I FELT LIKE VOMITTING, AND I WISH I HAD! RIGHT ONTO HIS ASANINE CURLY WHITE FUR!
[Eridanus may or may not have slapped the caps-lock button and didn't know how to turn it off. Or he was just angry. Maybe both.
He has also completely forgotten about boy-talk.]