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[icy_veins]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, ERIDANUS SUNGAZER. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 099.23.886.00 *** Archmage has joined 099.23.886.00 <Archmage> Hello, this is Eridanus Sungazer. <Archmage> In the event I am currently unavailable, please leave a message. <Archmage> I will answer back, promptly. If I feel you are worth the trouble.

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<teslacoils>

[terribibble]

You might find this shocking on account of you sprung fully-formed from the dustiest bookshelf in the library, but I was once a child myself. You subject others to it because it's fun to play along, you wet blanket.

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[icy_veins]

[He is squinting at this SO HARD Fiddleford!!]

Firstly, I am not a wet blanket.

Secondly, I don't even know ten people to send this silly message to!
So I will just be fake-cursed.