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[icy_veins]

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<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Ho ho ho! Your secret Santa gift recipient for this year is AngelA on the network.

Her real name is, as you may have guessed, Angela. Don't call her an angel, she really seems not to like that.

Please spend no more than 20 solars on a gift for Angela, and ensure she receives it on or before Christmas Day (December 25). If not, Santa Claus will come to your house and glare disappointedly through the windows until you cough up.

Merry Winter-Holiday-Of-Your-Choice!

<Archmage>

[icy_veins]

Wonderful, I am excited to partake in your human tradition.

A merry Winter Solstice to you too, Doctor Pierce.

<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Ironic, considering how few current humans are involved.

Let me know if you need any help with the human silliness.

<Archmage>

[icy_veins]

I am going to get in tune with the "holiday spirit" and not point out how adorable your facetiousness is.

Good luck in delivering your own presents, ser Kringle.